oh shit a new beyonce song has caused everyone on my dash to speak in ebonics
she has “snatched my weave”
do i fit in yet
- me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
- me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
This really gay annoying fat dude has Beats by Lady Gaga and I hate him for it I WANT THOSE.
Asdfghjkl in love with this.
MARINA & THE DIAMONDS - PRIMADONNA PRINCESS
In the video for “Primadonna”, Marina prances around a mansion as if she’s royalty. It’s adorable and all, but what if she actually was? What if she had a castle to prance around and loads of adoring subjects? And thus “Primadonna Princess” was born. Consider it a royally stripped down version of “Primadonna”, complete with violin soloist to give it that wedding feel.
“I can’t help that I need it all, the primadonna life, the rise and fall.”